Monday, May 10, 2010

4 Ways to Sweeten Your Nectar

One morning I awoke from a strange dream. I was in the clutches of a large, brawny alien. Unfortunately, my place was on his dinner table not his bed. Then again, I soon learned that for these aliens oral sex was more of a meal than fore play. Dessert actually. And human sexual ‘nectar’ was considered a delicacy.
 
I knew I had to turn this into a story and it became the basis for one of my works in progress ‘Cinnamon Nectar.’ This is about my research into what type of diet the human "sweet nectars" must eat in order to keep them gourmet quality. And the nice part is you can use these tips as well.

  1. Reduce meat protein in your diet. Too much meat protein makes semen salty.
  2. Avoid pungent foods like garlic, onions, and asparagus which add their own attractive essence.
  3. Give up smoking and caffeine. They are the culprits in adding a bitter taste.
  4. Eat more fruit, particularly pineapple and melons. These will actually sweeten your love juice.

  1. Cut down on citrus fruit. They leave us tasting bitter.
  2. Avoid alcohol and caffeine. They also cause us to leave a bitter taste in our honey’s mouth.
  3. Eat strawberries. For that sweet, fresh taste.
  4. Keep your vaginal pH level balanced. Things that can throw your levels out of whack are:  douching, harsh soaps, and semen.
I decided the male nectars in my story especially will have to become vegetarians. Male vegetarians are reported to have sweeter tasting cum. (And, I'm dying to know how that taste test was run.) The main reason is their lack of meat protein. Another is the presumed abundance of fruits in their diet. For the ladies, a stress reduction program will be a key part of helping to prevent pH imbalance and unexpected changes in vaginal discharge. I think a little yoga and daily massage sessions should do the trick. Not to mention some steamy time in the hot tub with the hero!
So, do you or your honey need to sweeten up? Leave a comment and let me know what you think.

2 comments:

  1. Wow. So interesting. Really, it makes such sense. Have to try this out!

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  2. Let me know how it goes Gianna! Thanks for stopping by.

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